episode sixty-eight: Hold our swamp hooch
This episode is dedicated to the memory of Granny Shelp, who held the codes to Gated Galaxies, and the key to our hearts. Much love to one of our forever space monkeys.
episode sixty-six: Feels super bowel-y in here
It’s the holiday season, and our gift to you is…. some stupid. We made it ourselves.
episode sixty-three: You are a naughty little schatzi
BONUS CONTENT: Be sure you listen all the way to the end, for the most wonderful bit of silliness crafted by Sarah Golding, she of a million voices and even more talents. Sung (ish) by members of the cast, and arranged by Sarah, it’s hilarious and delightful. To find the lyrics, check out the transcript below!
episode sixty-two: I sent him a hippotigrus
It’s true many people complain that Oz 9 is not only NOT educational, it may in fact “leach information out of your brain as you listen.” (thanks, mom — real nice)
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Written by Lee Shackleford of the awesome sci-fi audio drama Relativity, this bonus episode exposes you to yet more of Oz 9 that you were hoping to avoid.
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Spring 2142 and Gated Galaxies has launched its 400 Oz-8000 ships, each carrying 50,000 "resting guests" to, hopefully, a new home on a shiny, brand-new planet. As soon as they find one. IF they find one. This is the story of one of those ships – the Oz 9 – and its tiny crew of hopeless incompetents.
episode sixty-eight: Hold our swamp hooch
Leet's been boiling up ... well, we're not sure what those are. He thought they were apples, and he was trying to make apple cider. Or maybe apple sauce, we're not really clear what he was aiming for.
episode sixty-seven: I haf been tinkering vis my shavink foam
We hope you all had a great holiday season. We didn't. Something blew up and it stunk like crazy, but we still have no idea what it was, and Dr. von Haber Zetzer's not talking. We're not sure if that's because he's guilty or in shock, but either way, we're not prying an answer out of him any time soon.
episode sixty-six: Feels super bowel-y in here
It's the holiday season, and our gift to you is.... some stupid. We made it ourselves. You've been listening to: Aaron Clark as Ben Bonnie Brantley as Donna Iri Alexander as Julie Lee Shackleford as Pluto Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield Kevin Hall as Felonius Eric Perry as Mr Southers and Joe and Richard Nadolny as your Narrator.
episode sixty-five: Astronauting is a lonely business
Have you ever wondered about HOW the Oz ships were retrofitted for long space journeys? Us too. We still do. Hey, stay till the end to hear the trailer for the glorious podcast Mockery Manor.
episode sixty-four: Is there anyone on the bridge whose name isn't completely douchey?
Yeah, it's kind of a long title, but it's an important question. This episode is a flashback in which random, weird stuff happens, just in case you were wondering if 2021 and 2022 were the weirdest history gets.
episode sixty-three: You are a naughty little schatzi
You thought your job was hard, imagine being Narrator (or Narrator 2, really) for this boatload of Twinkies. (Which, incidentally have still not shown any signs of decomposition in 2142, just sayin'.) If our Narrator makes it through his contract without developing a neurosis (or cirrhosis), well, it's not our fault. Avocado yogurt....
